Books had instant replays long before sports. - Bern Williams
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Crime does not pay as well as politics and sports.
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Good day for water sports. Take a bath with a friend
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I am a Hollywood writer, so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain
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It's a beautiful day for a night game.
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Mashed potatoes with skim milk is like a sports car with an automatic.
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Moser's Law of Spectator Sports: Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog
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My way isnt very sportsmanlike.
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Newtonian mechanics - the guys that work on your sports telescope.
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Nice moves. Too bad this isn't Wide World of Sports.
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SEMINAR FOR MEN: The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous.
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SHORTEST BOOK: Olympic Athletes Who Think Sports Are Really Stupid
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Sports Nut - An athletic supporter
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Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
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Stop! Modem police. We clocked your Sportster at over 1900 cps!
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The 1st Amendment protects only the sports news?
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The 2nd Amendment arms patriots, not sportsmen!
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Useless Invention: Training wheels for timid sports car drivers.
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When I feel athletic, I go to a sports bar.
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Jocular: Of or relating to sports.
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